Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
