i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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