One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
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Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
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IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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