please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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