So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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