Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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