I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
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Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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