i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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