no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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