Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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