dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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