I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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