I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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