Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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