Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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