Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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