you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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