PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
We had sex on a dog bed..
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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