When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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