Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
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He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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