yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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