I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
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I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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