how hairy? two words: wookie tits
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
23 Absolutely Despicable Things That People Have Actually Done
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong