Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home