Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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