Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
FUCK WHALES
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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