You made me cry and you don't even care
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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