Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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