she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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