He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
one might say we're banned from that church
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
