roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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