3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
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Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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