with your own penis?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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