yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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