Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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