I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
NoShamevember. You game?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
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And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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