Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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