ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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