Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
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Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
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She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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