Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
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There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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