We're like a lot better than the average bears
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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