Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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