I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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