Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
