Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
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I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
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Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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