I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i will never coherently bang her
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
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Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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