im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
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I can dry shave vagina like a champ
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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