I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
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Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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