and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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