just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
What a dumb baby whore.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
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