so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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