omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
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If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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