Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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