I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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