She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
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This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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