i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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