Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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