Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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